Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
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just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
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So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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