I think I just saw someone hide a body.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
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I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
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What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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