Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
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shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
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She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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