never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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