I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
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When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
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Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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