It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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