Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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