i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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