"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
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