David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
there was a trapeze. enough said
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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