What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
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i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
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We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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