remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
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Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
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If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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