just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
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All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
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God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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