I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
We are all done wearing pants today
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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