Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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