White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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