Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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