"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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