she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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