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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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