Porn is love you can see.
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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