I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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