I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
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The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
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We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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