Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
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