I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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