Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
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He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
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I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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