just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
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mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
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He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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