This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
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Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
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What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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