Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
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How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
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And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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