I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
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Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
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i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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