why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
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They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
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ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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