did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
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You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
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Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Randomize