we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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