if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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