whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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