He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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