i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
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HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
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Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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