Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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