i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
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He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
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He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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