What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
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Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
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Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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