do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
