problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
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I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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