All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
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