he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Randomize
