I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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