Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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