1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
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I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
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