Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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