Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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