is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
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Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
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Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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