the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
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Walk of Shame today included voting.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
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Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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