just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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