one word: firstdatebathroomanal
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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